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| JAMES BOND (1) WINNER |
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| TOXIC AVENGER (16) |
One is a mutated, tutu-wearing, former gym janitor, the other is a secret agent that probably has had sex with a lot of girls who wear a tutu for a living. New Jersey's own, Toxic Avenger, may have the moves with the mop, but it all comes down to James Bond's Golden Gun, and he wasn't firing blanks this time. Bond delivers "From Russia, With Love" a victory for jolly ole' England.
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| INDIANA JONES (2) WINNER |
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| TONY STARK (15) |
Tony may be a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. However, Indy is an archeologist, professor, pilot, equestrian adventurer, WWII secret agent, playboy, oh...and survived the Ark Of The Convenant and drank water from THE HOLY F%*KING GRAIL. Even Stark would have to give it up for that one.
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| JOHN McCLANE (3) WINNER |
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| FOXY BROWN (14) |
John McClane has always had tough luck with women. He either divorces them or kills them. This one he kills.
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| ELLEN RIPLEY (4) |
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| CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW (13) WINNER |
This goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway; Jack Sparrow knows how to charm a lady. Even if that lady has faced Xenomorphs, androids, and criminal rapists in an intergalactic penal colony. Savvy? Ellen Ripley appears so. However, before she can unload her pulse cannon, the crafty captain boards her ship, shivers her timbers, and hoists his main sail (innuendo). I'm sure Ripley would welcome a facehugger after a night with Captain Jack Sparrow, who upsets one of the heavy hitters in this bracket.
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| HAN SOLO (5) WINNER |
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| HIT-GIRL (12) |
Han shot first...nuff said.
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| CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK (6) WINNER |
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| BEATRIX KIDDO (11) |
Beatrix Kiddo may be a world class assassin , but she has always been a sucker for charismatic older men. And they don't get any more charismatic than James T. Kirk. Suffice to say Kirk gives The Bride the night of her life before setting his phaser to kill.
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| MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS (7) |
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| SARAH CONNOR (10) WINNER |
It was that time of the month...You know what I mean guys...you know.
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| BATMAN (8) WINNER |
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| JASON BOURNE (9) |
Batman has dealt with his share of criminals, killers, and psychotics. But I can't say he's dealt with an ex-CIA agent with a bad case of amnesia, a chip on his shoulder, and the ability to kill someone with a pencil or a book. The Dark Knight had to pull out all of the tricks from his utility belt to deal with Jason Bourne, who got in a few early shots. However, he was ultimately dealt a mortal wound courtesy of a Batarang. He might not be Deadshot, but Bourne was merely a shot away from dispatching Gotham's protector in this hotly contested battle.
