A Simplistic Review: Companion (2025)

Companion made me drop nearly $40 for the privilege of hearing the SOUND of Jack Quaid’s hand and foot being smashed by a Smart Car.

Oh, and a “sneaky” nod to Meg Ryan was worth it, even if that reference was “In the Cut.”

Check this one out, all snark aside, this is 2025’s “Barbarian” for me (that’s a good thing you simps).