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ME AND MY VICTIM: Fantasia Festival 2024
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!
CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS: Fantasia Festival 2024
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!
FORGOTTEN LAKE: Fantasia Festival 2023
Hands down the best laugh I have had in along time.
Mother, May I? (Brooklyn Film Festival)
When Anya starts behaving like his recently-deceased mother, Emmett must confront his deepest traumas to free his fiancee from this bewildering possession.
V/H/S/99 (Brooklyn Film Festival)
The film is presented as a mixtape of five different narratives set in 1999. Unlike in the previous V/H/S entries, the film does not have an overarching frame narrative in between each short. Instead, short stop-motion animations of toy soldiers — made by Brady from "The Gawkers" — serve as interludes.
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!