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A Simplistic Review: ‘Late Night With The Devil’
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A Simplistic Review: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
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Bowling 4 Eva: Fantasia Festival 2023
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Successful man: Fantasia Festival 2023
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FORGOTTEN LAKE: Fantasia Festival </a>2023
FORGOTTEN LAKE: Fantasia Festival 2023

Hands down the best laugh I have had in along time.

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Black and White Bizarre: ‘Hippos and Beavers’
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Black and White Bizarre: ‘Hippos and Beavers’
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Simplistic Preview: Fantasia International Film Fest 2023
Fantasia Fest 2023, Previews
Simplistic Preview: Fantasia International Film Fest 2023
Fantasia Fest 2023, Previews

Welcome to Fantasia Fest 2023!

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Fantasia Fest 2023, Previews
Simple Words: The Black Guy Dies First: Black Horror Cinema From Fodder to Oscar
Simple Words: The Black Guy Dies First: Black Horror Cinema From Fodder to Oscar
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Simple Thoughts: Shudder’s 101 Scariest Horror Movie Moments of All Time Part II (49-1)
Simple Thoughts: Shudder’s 101 Scariest Horror Movie Moments of All Time Part II (49-1)

Part II…Enjoy

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Mother, May I? (Brooklyn Film Festival)
Mother, May I? (Brooklyn Film Festival)

When Anya starts behaving like his recently-deceased mother, Emmett must confront his deepest traumas to free his fiancee from this bewildering possession.

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V/H/S/99 (Brooklyn Film Festival)
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V/H/S/99 (Brooklyn Film Festival)
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The film is presented as a mixtape of five different narratives set in 1999. Unlike in the previous V/H/S entries, the film does not have an overarching frame narrative in between each short. Instead, short stop-motion animations of toy soldiers — made by Brady from "The Gawkers" — serve as interludes.

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A Simplistic Review: Old Flame (2022)
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V/H/S/99 (Brooklyn Film Festival)

The film is presented as a mixtape of five different narratives set in 1999. Unlike in the previous V/H/S entries, the film does not have an overarching frame narrative in between each short. Instead, short stop-motion animations of toy soldiers — made by Brady from "The Gawkers" — serve as interludes.

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