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A Simplistic Review: Companion (2025)
A Simplistic Review: Companion (2025)
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A Simplistic Review: Nosferatu (2024)
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ME AND MY VICTIM: Fantasia Festival 2024
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ME AND MY VICTIM: Fantasia Festival 2024
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Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!

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A Simplistic (Fantasia Fest) Review: Black Eyed Susan
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CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS: Fantasia Festival 2024
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CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS: Fantasia Festival 2024
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Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!

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A Simplistic (Fantasia Fest) Review: Chainsaws Were Singing
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A Simplistic (Fantasia Fest) Review: Cuckoo (2024)
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A Simplistic (Fantasia Fest) Review: Cuckoo (2024)
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A Simplistic Preview: Fantasia Fest 2024
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A Simplistic Preview: Fantasia Fest 2024
Previews, Fantasia Fest 2024

Get in nerds…it’s Fantasia Fest time again.

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A Simplistic Review: ‘Late Night With The Devil’
A Simplistic Review: ‘Late Night With The Devil’
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A Simplistic Review: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
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Bowling 4 Eva: Fantasia Festival 2023
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Successful man: Fantasia Festival 2023
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Marry Me

Pop superstar Kat Valdez is about to get married before an audience of her loyal fans. However, seconds before the ceremony, she learns about her fiance's cheating ways and has a meltdown on stage.

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Admission

When straight-laced Princeton University admissions officer Portia Nathan (Tina Fey) pays a recruiting visit to an alternative high school, she receives some news that catches her way off-guard.

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