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Beethoven
When the family of George Newton (Charles Grodin) decides to adopt a cute St. Bernard puppy, the patriarch soon feels displaced by the dog. Before long, the adorable canine, dubbed Beethoven, has grown considerably, leading to household mishaps. While George's wife and kids dote on Beethoven, it takes time for him to see the pooch's finer qualities. However, Beethoven's life with the Newton family is jeopardized when a scheming vet (Dean Jones) tries to nab the dog for a deadly experiment.
Attack on Paradise undeniably draws comparisons to The Raid with its brutal floor by floor siege premise, it manages to carve out its own identity thanks to a surprising amount of humor and a heart-melting story about an ex-con fighting to save his mother. As Suleyman battles his way through his gang-infested apartment block during a police raid gone wrong, director Bob Colaers delivers pulse-pounding, over-charged machismo and grounded fight choreography that perfectly highlights the physical strain of every brawl.