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At Fantasia 2025, Foreigner emerges as a quietly powerful meditation on belonging and otherness. Set in the early 2000s, the film follows Yasamin, a Persian newcomer navigating the fraught social landscape of a Canadian high school. What begins as a tentative coming-of-age drama steadily unfurls into an undercurrent of unease, as subtle acts of exclusion and coded microaggressions build toward a simmering sense of dread.
It’s Back to School Time!
$POSITIONS doesn’t scream for your attention; it lingers, waits, and then quietly guts you.
The Bearded Girl is a thoughtful and original take on identity, legacy, and self-definition. It uses its peculiar setting not for shock or novelty, but to ask meaningful questions about how we choose who we are—especially when the world tries to decide for us. With a queer-friendly undercurrent and a refreshing visual voice, Wilson delivers a debut that’s as moving as it is distinct.
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A Simplistic Review: 'Nail in the Coffin: The Fall and Rise of Vampiro'
But as we've learned in other docs like 'Beyond the Mat' and the story of 'GLOW' the fall is just as epic and mythic for many titans of the squared circle.