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A Simplistic Review: The Monkey (2025)
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ME AND MY VICTIM: Fantasia Festival 2024
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ME AND MY VICTIM: Fantasia Festival 2024
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Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!

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CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS: Fantasia Festival 2024
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CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS: Fantasia Festival 2024
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Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!

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A Simplistic (Fantasia Fest) Review: Cuckoo (2024)
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Get in nerds…it’s Fantasia Fest time again.

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A Simplistic Review: ‘Late Night With The Devil’
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When straight-laced Princeton University admissions officer Portia Nathan (Tina Fey) pays a recruiting visit to an alternative high school, she receives some news that catches her way off-guard.

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