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ME AND MY VICTIM: Fantasia Festival 2024
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!
CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS: Fantasia Festival 2024
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!
FORGOTTEN LAKE: Fantasia Festival 2023
Hands down the best laugh I have had in along time.
Fantasia 2021: Sexy Furby
Amid the picturesque backdrop of rural northern Connecticut, a suicidal girl’s life changes when she encounters a man-sized Furby.
A Simplistic Review: 'We Got A Monkey's Paw' is Paw-some!
Things get hairy when Zack convinces Jakki to spend the day making wishes on a cursed Monkey’s Paw. Soon the two find themselves doing backflips trying to undo the cataclysmic series of events they’ve set off: Ghost brides, demon boxes, dead-y bears, oh my!
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!