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At Fantasia 2025, Foreigner emerges as a quietly powerful meditation on belonging and otherness. Set in the early 2000s, the film follows Yasamin, a Persian newcomer navigating the fraught social landscape of a Canadian high school. What begins as a tentative coming-of-age drama steadily unfurls into an undercurrent of unease, as subtle acts of exclusion and coded microaggressions build toward a simmering sense of dread.
It’s Back to School Time!
$POSITIONS doesn’t scream for your attention; it lingers, waits, and then quietly guts you.
The Bearded Girl is a thoughtful and original take on identity, legacy, and self-definition. It uses its peculiar setting not for shock or novelty, but to ask meaningful questions about how we choose who we are—especially when the world tries to decide for us. With a queer-friendly undercurrent and a refreshing visual voice, Wilson delivers a debut that’s as moving as it is distinct.
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ME AND MY VICTIM: Fantasia Festival 2024
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!
CARNAGE FOR CHRISTMAS: Fantasia Festival 2024
Killer Santa? Check! Cool story? Check! Murder? Check! A entertaining film? Nope!
FORGOTTEN LAKE: Fantasia Festival 2023
Hands down the best laugh I have had in along time.
Fantasia 2021: Sexy Furby
Amid the picturesque backdrop of rural northern Connecticut, a suicidal girl’s life changes when she encounters a man-sized Furby.
A Simplistic Review: 'We Got A Monkey's Paw' is Paw-some!
Things get hairy when Zack convinces Jakki to spend the day making wishes on a cursed Monkey’s Paw. Soon the two find themselves doing backflips trying to undo the cataclysmic series of events they’ve set off: Ghost brides, demon boxes, dead-y bears, oh my!